what's a moderator...?

[Oren]

My name is Oren Fisher, and I'm in way over my head.
They said "if you can't actually moderate, just fake it". Being a guitar player, I obviously know nothing about moderation, but all about faking it, so wish us all luck!

I'm hoping for lotsa DARK and no real EVIL...

Brace yourself... with the talent I see here, this is going to get interesting!

[one]

Hi Oren


Fake it till ya make it

Ah modding is easy. Clean out the spam, break up the dark-evil fights. I think you get free drinks too...



1

[Oren]

One,

Now if only hosers knew how to type...

Thanks for your encouragement!

[Laguna Rising]

Hi Oren
and good luck for your new job 

Cheers

[Oren]

Laguna Rising,

Thanks! You guys are so...cool

[Van Greco]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moderators!


1. Over half of Americans are officially moderators!
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of moderators!
3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of moderators is blue.
4. Moderators can squeeze their entire body through a hole the size of their beak.
5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching moderators!
6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than moderators!
7. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as moderators!
8. Moderators are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
9. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been touched by a moderator.
10. Pacman was originally called moderatorman.

[Oren]

Oh yeah!

All ten of these pups go on the job description. 

Van Greco, thanks for the perspective!

[Wyatt]

Oren..

You're a natural!

Psychologists have studied chess masters, and concluded that skills in chess don't translate to any increased life skills..

However, if they should ever decide to study guitarists, since we all know that guitarists can slide through most anything..I think you're going to blow them out of the water!

All the best,

Wyatt

[kara]

Did you know that Kasparov tried this ? He even wrote a book about it

Kara

...Psychologists have studied chess masters, and concluded that skills in chess don't translate to any increased life skills..

[Wyatt]

Did you know that Kasparov tried this ? He even wrote a book about it

Kara

...Psychologists have studied chess masters, and concluded that skills in chess don't translate to any increased life skills..

Kara..that may very possibly be what I read..it was some years ago..I was studying game design at the time, and felt lucky to stumble across a copy. I meant my post in jest, of course, but that part was factual, to the best of my recollection.

..they say that memory is the second thing to go..but I still can't remember what the first thing was.

Wyatt