A well developed sense of humour can transform these regrettable situations into high entertainment... for both onlookers,
and the babe who took the plunge.
Laughter seems to be in danger of being designated "politically incorrect".
To my way of thinking, rather than pretend they didn't notice the incident, bystanders should have:
laughed, dragged the victim out of the pool,
laughed, thrown her a big towel,
laughed some more, and taken up a collection to help finance a new phone.
Is that so wrong...?