It occurred to me I might want to provide the lyrics for those of you who might want to delve further into what the song is about...
Ok... done talking now. Just wanted to help liven the place up.
Lyrics:
It's America's great pastime
Two outs at the bottom of nine
With the series on the line
It's a scene where myth comes alive
Sidney Bream is out of time
He takes a lead, ready to fly
When the bat hits a deep line drive
He grits his teeth and it's do or die!
Slide! Slide! Slide! Slide!
Leeuwenhoek was very sly
He lived in 1675
He heated glass made of soda-lime
And made a lens that was small and fine
He put the lens in a gold design
And took some water he found outside
When he looked he was shocked to find
A tiny world that was full of life!
(Will you look at the bacteria on that...)
Slide! Slide! Slide! Slide!
On my way to the northeast side
With my wife and my unborn child
The freeway's backed up a mile
And we've been on the road a while
My wife gasps and she gives a cry
She looks up and she says "It's time!"
On the right is the "exit" sign
But the left lane is where I reside!
Slide! Slide! Slide! Slide!