Thanks a lot for your comments guys. I've never tried anything like this before so I wasn't at all sure how it would be received
When I was very small at school I was accused of being 'Posh'. Now to someone in the Brixton area of London that was a mortal insult. Under the circumstances it's amazing that my speech has developed the way it has.
Hmmm. Lord Godfrey has a nice ring to it
Unfortunately I have neither the title nor the property to go with it