...Someone said I needed to get digitalis, well I wasn't having him take the pi** was I? I know what a foxglove is, so I punched his lights out. Anyway, when he came round he started blubbering about his girlfriend. I though he said her name was Lou, but then my mate thought it might be Sue.
I can't say I understand what going on, but now I'm told I've been 'served', which doesn't make any sense at all, I wasn't out shopping or in restaurant or anything. This bloke just knocked on the door and gave me an envelope with fancy looking writing on it.
I guess I'll just leave it on the sideboard till the lad gets back from his holiday. He knows all about this official stuff. Mind you, he's been gone a long time now. Never heard of the place he went to but it sounded important. Emmer-Great, I think it was.
You been snacking on the mushrooms out on the side yard, mi amigo?