This is a real math quiz so get your paper and pencil ready.

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https://soundcloud.com/mario_guitar/math-quizA Math Quiz

Two friends and I were having lunch

It didn't cost us very much

We divided the bill three ways

So 10 bucks we each paid

For the 4 out of 3 people who have a problem with math that is 10 times 3 equals 30

The waitress took our cash

The bill was really 25 so she came back

She gave us each a buck

And took two for her good luck

For those who took new math that is 3 times 1 is 3 plus 2 is 5, 25 plus 5 equals 30.

So we only paid nine bucks each

And that was a real treat

We were happy that she took the two

But something was askew

For those who have a problem with math play close attention as this gets a little complicated

The 10 we paid minus the 1 means we each paid 9 bucks

9 times 3 equals 27, now that doesn't suck

The waitress took 2 and that was fine

But 27 plus 2 equals 29

So what I want to know is

Where in hell did the other buck go?

Where in hell did the other buck go?

Where in hell did the other buck go?

Inquiring minds want to know!